Ay Dios Mio!!

The likely villain responsible for this scene:
• Three parts tequila
• two parts orange liqueur
• one part lime juice
• crushed ice in a salt rimmed glass

Trolley Madness, Son

—Idiom

off one's trolley, Slang .
a.
in a confused mental state.
b.
insane: He's been off his trolley for years, but his family refuses to have him committed.

Barrel Of Monkeys

Greening the world one condo at a time.

Heart Of Glass

If you can't stand the heart, get out of the kitschy.

VHS Vs. Betamax

Discuss...

Assigned Seating

An entire room of empty chairs and of course, the loudmouth sat right behind her. She turned and gave him her most potent death stare, hoping it was venomous enough liquefy his cell phone. In a just world, he would have burst into flames, but he barely even noticed the stinkeye.

A Chilly Reception

Pop-pop was generally unflappable. But two things he couldn't tolerate were tube socks and people who held refrigerator doors open.

Coco Says No-No

Littering isn't very Chanel.

Love Bites

Hank and Lois didn't make it out much since the second baby came along. But tonight was special. And Hank knew that Lois deserved an evening of dinner and dancing.

Babes In Toyland

No doubt, some tears were shed in the city last night when bedtime rolled around and little Mei Xing saw no sign of her beloved Lambchop.

Don't Let The Bedbugs Bite

Ok so, who ISN'T aware of the Hollister/bedbug incident that forced the (eventual) closure of their Soho store earlier this month? But did you know that since then, the South Street Seaport location of Abercrombie & Fitch and the Lexington Ave. Victoria's Secret have both been treated for bedbugs? If you're a NYC regular, methinks a little diligence is in order. Shame on Hollister for their irresponsible handling of this matter. I gotta go encase myself in plastic.

Kill Your Television

Cuz 3D plasma's where it's at...

Fully Furnished, No Bedroom, No Bath

Day 1...An experiment

Nothing but rain the last few days. I don't mind so much, but I'm guessing this guy does.